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Hare Throws Race with Tortoise. GREECE. Apparently slow and steady doesn’t win the race after all. Reports surfaced Monday that the legendary race might have been fixed. The Tortoise allegedly convinced the Hare to throw the race by offering him irresistible Kellogg’s Rice Krispies Treats Squares. A deal the Hare apparently hopped all over. The Hare’s spokesman stated that this only adds to the troubles for his client, who is already defending over 3,000 paternity suits. You can’t resist Rice Krispies Treats